TSA agent: *looks at boarding pass and offers sad, knowing smile* Ingrid Erika Heidrun Stolz… That must be a difficult name to carry around these days, poor dear.
Me: I beg your pardon?
TSA agent: *glances around furtively* You know, it’s very… German, and after Trump’s election, we’re hearing about all these… *drops voice* …Nazis… coming out of the woodwork.
Me: *looks up from reblogging a photo of the Führer*
Me: *looks around innocently* Nazis? I hadn’t noticed.